Royer Committed to Insane Asylum
By Clifford Griffey Contemporary Junior Chronicler File Photo Terrifying Bat GM Ric Royer has been committed to an insane asylum for the second time in less than a year, sources are now reporting....
View ArticleRoyer’s Madcap Experiences: The Pledger of Allegiances
By Ric Royer File photo Today, at the mental facility, a man approached me outside of the dining hall. He was small in stature with short-cropped hair that somehow befit his size and a generally staid,...
View ArticleRoyer’s Madcap Experiences: The Man Called Barlow
By Ric Royer File photo Today at lunch (rice and hot dogs), I met a man called Barlow. He showed me a fat album of off-center and out of focus photographs of distant limbs of trees. There were hundreds...
View ArticleRoyer to Construct Lankville Roller-Skating Rink
By Bernie Keebler Senior Staff Writer File photo Institutionalized hockey executive Ric Royer announced today that he will construct a roller-skating rink on an unidentified property in Northern...
View ArticleRoyer Experimenting with Controlled Environments
By Larry “God” Peters Far-Flung Areas Correspondent File photo Terrifying Bat GM The Great President of Hell (formerly Ric Royer) is experimenting with controlled environments in the Foontz-Flonnaise...
View ArticleRoyer Committed to Insane Asylum
By Clifford Griffey Contemporary Junior Chronicler File Photo Terrifying Bat GM Ric Royer has been committed to an insane asylum for the second time in less than a year, sources are now reporting....
View ArticleRoyer’s Madcap Experiences: The Pledger of Allegiances
By Ric Royer File photo Today, at the mental facility, a man approached me outside of the dining hall. He was small in stature with short-cropped hair that somehow befit his size and a generally staid,...
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